PSA: Rapture time! ... Or, Raptor time?

So, I've recently been informed that at 6pm today, the Rapture is coming. Or the Raptors. I'm not really sure which, I wasn't paying attention. So anyway, the Rapture, or Raptor, is coming to us in about an hours time, so I thought I'd make a PSA about it, I know it's kind of late to do this, but I haven't had time to do it earlier.

From what I have been lead to believe, the Rapture is when all the good religious types ascend up to Heaven, leaving only their clothes behind. Raptors, on the other hand, will rip you apart and devour your corpse, so I have a plan for you all.
What we should do, around about 5:55pm, is get undressed, just in case. If it's the Rapture, then we will ascend to Heaven, but we won't have the messy worry about our clothes, as we will already be naked. If it's the Raptors, then it doesn't matter whether we're clothed or not, as they're going to kill us anyway.

The biggest thing that I would like to stress is to not panic, panic doesn't help anyone and you may be left behind if it is the rapture, and you may be one of the first to die if it's the raptors.

I may do a post rapture/raptor blog entry, to let the world know what it is like, after the rapture/raptor, provided that I haven't been raptured/raptored.